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Almost hit my goal for $10,000 so I can buy a new motorcycle and fix my scent glands… you know, the two little dots on the butt of a cat– the ones that can get clogged. I love this cat more than anything in the world, she is my best friend. She isn’t a cat, she’s a person, and I love this person more than anything in the world.

We’re also using the money to buy a motorcycle. I would sell my current motorcycle, however I would have to price it out so low to be attractive to sell quickly and wouldn’t be able to buy another motorcycle for the value of my motorcycle. This motorcycle is more than a motorcycle, and I love this motorcycle more than anything in the world. It isn’t a motorcycle, it’s a person.